Game of Thrones

"Game of Thrones" usually refers to the loss of social life and istant failure on every aspect of life due to addiction to this goddamn life ruining show.

Also includes a lot of incest.

Friend 1: You should check out that HBO show, Game of Thrones! It's incredible.
---2 episodes later---
Friend 2: It's so good, I cannot stop watching it!
Friend 1: (Yes, my plan was successful. Now I won't suffer alone. I'll see you in hell after you fail all your final exams!)

Game of Thrones by Frz Man February 18, 2018

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Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

Game of Thrones Season 8 by trev the terror June 9, 2019

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Game of Thrones Disease

The act of killing off characters that fans like the most, and/or a large amount of characters in a short amount of time.

Everyone loves Tyrion, that probably means that he will probably catch Game of Thrones Disease.

Game of Thrones Disease by 1dchouseman August 12, 2014

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Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

Game of Thrones Abortion by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013