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Green Mangoe

A succulent Vitoria Bitter, best served at room temperature out of a can.
Can't wait to knock the top of a few green mangoes this evening with the boys!
by Wimbus April 16, 2017
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green manure

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.
Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.
by QuacksO October 30, 2020
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green fleet manager

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.
Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?
by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017
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Green Cheese Manure

The name a young boy gave to a teenager's green cheek conure. The teenager said "green cheek conure", and the boy said, "green cheese manure". Not to be confused with mouldy cheese on a pile of crap, this is some raunchy sounding bird by the looks of it.
Hoyce called the green cheek conure a green cheese manure.
Josh's conure was supposed to be a green cheese manure.
This green cheese manure is not mouldy cheese on a pile of crap.
Did you eat green cheese before?
by Josh Courtoreille March 19, 2007
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White Man's Greed

Used in the context of playing video games with others. Can refer to individuals of non-Caucasian origin

Criteria A:
1) Player 1 is clearly going to die with no chance of survival
2) Player 2, in an attempt to show off or BM, goes after Player 1 for an unnecessary finishing move
3) Player 2 FAILS the finishing move and is harmed/killed in the process, losing their advantage due to greed

Criteria B:
1) Player 1 and Player 2 have similar goals
2) Player 2 attempts to sabotage teammate Player 1 by trying to prevent them from getting the goal
3) Player 1 survives and is not harmed at all
4) Player 2 is the one put at a disadvantage due to his attempt
Example A:
"Damn! Why did I have to chase after you? I could have used that extra life for later!"

"It's the White Man's Greed."

Example B:
"What the hell? No fair! How did you not get hit by that?"

"Hah! Those Fire Flowers are mine now, jerk! Don't succumb to the White Man's Greed next time!"
by Lavish Doctor April 2, 2016
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Mango with green eyes

they look cool and healthy to eat
look its a mango with green eyes
by 88w88 August 8, 2021
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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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