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neck grafting

When someone hangs off a neck of the opposite sex all night and whisper sweet nothings in they ear
Stew when he’s out and likes a girl, are you “neck grafting” again
by Neck grafting September 27, 2021
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Xeno-Grafting

A speculative medical or biological procedure involving the transplantation of tissues, organs, or genetic material from an alien lifeform into a human (or vice-versa). It's the ultimate transplant surgery, facing monumental challenges of bio-incompatibility, novel immune responses, and fundamentally different cellular chemistries. The goal could be to confer alien adaptations (radiation resistance, toxin processing) to humans, or to repair human injuries with robust alien tissues. It sits at the terrifying and fascinating intersection of xenobiology and surgery.
Xeno-Grafting Example: In a sci-fi setting, a human settler on a high-radiation world receiving a graft of photosensitive, self-repairing skin from a native "stone-hide" creature to protect against solar flares would be Xeno-Grafting. The procedure would require suppressing the human immune system while also preventing the alien tissue from metabolizing the host's body for its own, incompatible needs.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.
There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!
by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025
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Hover-grating

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.
Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhere on the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."

Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.
by rootesp2nd March 3, 2011
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Grifting

grift (grft) Slang
n.
1. Money made dishonestly, as in a swindle.
2. A swindle or confidence game.
v. grift·ed, grift·ing, grifts, Grifter
v.intr.
To engage in swindling or cheating.
v.tr.
To obtain by swindling or cheating.
Joe the Gypsie spent most of his life grifting in Pasadena
by DancingRonin September 2, 2013
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Graffing Out

The term "Graffing Out" refers to the act of having a few screws lose or to be mentally unstable, commonly used in Dominos for some employees having problems.
Wow, Mike must be Graffing Out. He hasnt done anything right today.
by S2KJ October 5, 2009
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Soft-Grifting

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.
Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.
by Adam8909x June 18, 2022
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