GOMFI

Instead of common use of GTFOMI (Get the fuck off my internet) Simply say GOMFI. Which in term mean Get Off My Fucking Internet.

I just jizzed on my Dog.

Uhhh... Nice?

I also put it on youtube.

Awwh dude!!! GOMFI!

by A-Luzionz March 10, 2011

GOMFAB

Get off my fuckin ass biatch

Yo hoe, GOMFAB!

by boilermaker April 9, 2011

GOMFL

Long before the abbreviation meant "Get On My F***ing Level" it was and is currently used in emails by males over the age of 60 as an abbreviation for "Get Off My F***ing Lawn!" Most commonly used as a way to dismiss someone after a long series of incoherent insults. See example below.

"You wouldn't know your as* from a hot rock! Now GOMFL!"

by Dad Jokes Unlimited February 8, 2021

GOMFSFB

Grab on my fuck stick fuck boy

And he told the asshole "Gomfsfb"

by Anne_Franku July 20, 2016

GOMFP

Get Off My Fucking Pancakes

White dude: Holy shit ! GOMFP !
Black guy: No ! They're my pancakes now, beotch !

by TehPancakez_Mann November 5, 2008

GOFWYM

Internet slang for "Grinding On Floor With Your Mum" as a silencing response to ROFLMAO (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off)
Created by internet gaming legend "Mortal Sentinel" (Tom Eggerton) as an easy, cryptic comeback to the legions o' n00bs

"ur so ghey! ROFLMAO!"
"GOFWYM..."
*silence*
...
"pwned"

by Supremo January 19, 2008

Gomfais

Get On My Fat Ass Italian Sausage.

Gomfais_-Tab

by j0ey August 5, 2003