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guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013
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Chat goblins

People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.
-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins
by Sum ok m8 December 1, 2017
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Bench Goblins

Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
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Room full of goblins

I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins.
I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins.
by Dj Nuts September 10, 2020
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Water Goblins

A dark demon race of other dimensional origin. Who travel to earth through dimensional portals Which open up below concrete.They then proceed to suck the much needed water through the concrete and back to their home dimension.
"Holy monkeys, those damn water goblins are stealing my god given ground water again!"
by dude_wheres_my_colon September 16, 2003
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googly goblins

An expression used to express how ugly something is.
I met a fine girl in the club, but her friends were googly goblins!
by ojustblazed April 16, 2011
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Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017
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