Straight Plan for the Gay Man

1.Revenge by public whiners on the gay people from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
2.A homophobe's version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3.Money induced T.V. drivel
4.When a bad idea from the start gets worse

Hey, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sucks, because there's a new one now. Let's watch that instead.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

Straight plan for the gay man

Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man

Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag

by Mike * November 24, 2004

gay straight man

See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)

Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?

by GodsJesus January 11, 2006

gay lego man

A man who builds the Millennium Falcon out of legos on your mom's back, while he is porking her from behind and singing God Bless America in his best Chewbacca voice.

Yo dawg!!! My moms got gay lego manned by your brother last night!! We practically family, yo!!

by Pheenis May 19, 2017

jack gay Jewish noes man

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

by the secret man February 01, 2021

Gay Man’s Chin Rest

A nickname for the perineum, or in slang often referred to as the gooch.

Paul lay his jaw on Jason’s gay man’s chin rest, while Paul probed Jason’s arsehole with his tongue.

by Zoltronix1972 May 23, 2023

Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 14, 2023