The G-Ride

A car or truck washed and waxed, ready for the weekend to pick up hoes.

Let's take the G-Ride downtown tonight bro.

by Over Grown Mexican June 12, 2011

G-riders

Apparently a gang at Beverly Highschool in Massachusetts. They are said to be a spanish gang type thing. I bet they meet in their mom's basement and she brings them cookies.

Da' G-Riders gunna bust yo ass!

by sushiland.net April 2, 2004

G Rider

A G Rider is a guy who always has a woman. They aren't players. They get over girls quick. They know how to act and talk to their lady. They don't use women and are gentlemen. When one girl is gone they always have another one. They don't cheat and they can easily stay with a girl for extended periods of time. They aren't like every other guy who just wants in a girls pants, but they might try. They actually care about their women and don't pretend to care, unlike players.
G Riders only have 1 woman at a time.

Playa 1: Yo nigga you see Morgen? He be gettin them ladiez.

Playa 2: Yeah man he always treat 'em right nigga. How come I can't get the ladiez to love me like that?

Playa 1: I don't know cuz. He's just a straight G Rider.

by G_Ridin509 June 6, 2009

g-unit rider

a straight up P I M P

man 1; I'm gonna mash him up
man 2; nah bruv, hes a g-unit rider

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Gride

Male bride.

Is the groom and the gride ready for the wedding

by Da Mimz April 10, 2019

grideatosis

Originating from the word gride, grideatosis is made up deathly sickness that has symptoms like: crying easily, finding hot days cold and cold days hot, having rat like features (most commonly a rat tale in middle of back), wear house with trampoline feet and a restaurant inside and most importantly YIPPEE usually the first symptom as well as many others.

The other strain of grideatosis is broomatosis
and the only cure is a potion of FAKE baby’s hearts that only turns grideatosis to broomatosis

Bill: hey i think i might have grideatosis i found a rat tale in the middle of my back *crys*
Jay: oh no, we better get that potion of baby's heart

by Bill_has_grideatosis May 23, 2023

maddie grider

A girl who would enjoy being with a strong man who has fluffy black hair, a giant penis and closely resembles a monkey. She is the most perfect girl in the world even if she does hate the sexy man I described above. I love her.

I love you maddie grider, even if you do hate me and is 5'1 and 3/4.

by whoareyouurnajdha March 18, 2010