Alpha Funding Group

A bunch of wanna-be Russian gangsters who telemarket trying to grub pennies out of your wallet. Be warned; they can't even afford cigarettes

Those guys are such fakers in their sandals and $5 t-shirts smoking indoors and choking on the fumes. And they think they are gangsters? Must be related to the guys at Alpha Funding Group...

by JamesColeeee October 21, 2008

fundeling

Fundeling is similar to fondling--with the emphasis on FUN. It might be an innocent pat or consensualhug in the workplace with the intent to just make someone smile, or it might be a suggestive touch with a promise of more to come!

John and I enjoy fundeling every day at work--it makes the day go faster!

by SusanSiscoKid March 18, 2009

Chest hair fondling

An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plácido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground

"I now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a furniture abuse opera."

by LaDonnaMobile September 13, 2008

Ball fondling

when you reach out to shake someones hand but your shorter than them so it seems like your trying to fondle their balls

marks walked up to john and put his hand out to ball fondling level

by jack ya dek April 14, 2018

follicular fondling

The act of getting your played with whether by a professional, loved one or friend.

Another, more intimate, word for hair action

I'm going to the hairdresser's for some follicular fondling.

by TheHairGoddess October 4, 2010

iPad Fondling

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!

by IPad Fondler September 11, 2011

seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019