fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick

All I really want...

Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017

fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007

Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass

A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.

"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."

by Ketysk June 7, 2018

Kiss my fucking ass

It's like Kiss my ass but it's WAY more cooler.

Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.

by ItsDiesL September 15, 2016

touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

fucking my ass off

the roughest form of sex ever

"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"

by hDark August 28, 2025