fuck me in the ass and call me susan 

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

fuck me in the ass and call me susan by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

Fuck me in the ass cold 

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

Fuck me in the ass cold by Ricky Style July 20, 2008

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe 

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus 

What I scream at my friends

“Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME”

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus by Chicken nugget lover April 24, 2018

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus 

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.

Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018

fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus 

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row 

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.

(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017