Fobbing

Onomatopoeic verb to describe a woman pleasuring herself.

Female equivalent of "fapping"

Person 1: What's Ali doing in her room?
Person 2: Probably fobbing.

by mrRHS927 August 31, 2012

flobbing

a word to describe when guys swing their dick around. Usually used to get the last bit of pee out

lachlan stop flobbing you donkey

by wangqueen May 13, 2020

frebbing

frezzing

i'm frebbing

by Taraiinventedfrebbing September 26, 2010

Fobbing

the act of simultaneous penetration of a third person (male or female)by two others.

Nigel casually remarked to steve as they were fobbing.'damn my ends tight, hows yours?' steve replied, 'sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch' as they 'spit roasted' big lucy between them.

by Chin Riley July 20, 2007

Fobbing

"fobbing": The art of shoving your kids off on someone else.

" I can't stand my kids so much I've taken to fobbing them off on my mom. She's so stupid she thinks it's her idea."

by Outtatowncheese June 8, 2018

Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024