A Freezerlanche is a avalanche that comes from your freezer. This usually happens when someone puts to many items in the freezer, closes the door, and when someone else comes to open the freezer door, all the items in the freezer fall out. Usually resulting in a small wave of swear words.
Madison went to open the freezer to get something to eat, to bad he was almost killed by 3 bags of pizza rolls falling onto him.
Freezerlanche's kill at least 2 people every year.
Freezerlanche's kill at least 2 people every year.
by Freezerlanche Victim June 12, 2009
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The sweat oozes off onto your innocent virgin hands.
As you slowly back off the Freezerio lunges at you and squishes you with its mighty power.
The sweat oozes off onto your innocent virgin hands.
As you slowly back off the Freezerio lunges at you and squishes you with its mighty power.
What the fuck is that?
That's the Freezerio.
That's the Freezerio.
by BIGOOFMAN June 27, 2018
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by newfreezer November 24, 2017
Get the New Freezer mug.Smoking weed in a walk-in freezer, usually in a restaurant. The air tight seal on the freezer keeps the smoke and odors in. The cold freezer air makes it go down easier.
by ShortOrder June 18, 2010
Get the Freezer Boxing mug.A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?
by Thexthy March 25, 2013
Get the Freezer Gnome mug.Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 9, 2011
Get the Freezer Meat mug.A break you need from a relationship or friendship, when you need to stop being in contact with someone because you are starting to dislike him/her and need some time apart to avoid the deterioration of the relationship and be cool again.
My dear Kenny has been acting like a controlling freak lately. I am sending him to The Freezer for a couple of weeks, because I can't stand him now.
by EliKolsen March 18, 2009
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