Francesco, more commonly referred to as "Fran", are inexplicably perfect people. As most Francescos originate from Italy, one might even describe them as being 'perfetto'. Sure, having a Fran for a friend is cool, but having a Fran for a best friend and a boyfriend is the coolest thing that will ever happen to you. Living far away from your Fran is near impossible, yet the sheer pleasure of being reunited with their flawless selves makes it all worth it. It can be hard to tell a Fran how much you love them, not because you're worried about what they'll say, but simply because there are no words to describe the extent of your love to them. However this is ok as they feel the same way, and will therefore understand. If you're someone lucky enough to have a soulmate named Francesco, don't muck it up. Always cuddle them and let them know how truly special and appreciated they are. Being the devilishly handsome, astonishingly intelligent and unfathomably funny people that they are, Frans can make you as happy as the kitty in the following gif for all eternity...
by MaddyGalileo June 9, 2020
Get the Francesco mug.A jolly little town also known as ftown in the middle of no where, where everyone assumes the rainbow ends.Full of cayotes, major corn chunkage, cow farms,home schooled losers,and retarted uncles. Wouldnt be a strange land to find yourself dreaming about bunnys & llamas. People who live in this town go to pumpkin launching festivals,believe their cats will be hit by reindeer. And have late night cookito runs, in the middle of the forest. Dont be shocked if you see homosapiens/teenagers singing " francestown where the streets are black. you better watch it, you better watch your back" Where fennis was invented. Takes a gillion years to light a ffing sparkler. Little children keep themselves occupied by streaking,skinny dipping,visiting the "general", and shitting in local lakes.
Last year in francestown, we jumped over the fence of a hairy cow farm, where we procided to tell the owner we were only "thinking about it in our mind", even though she was across the street watching us the entire time. We own.
by Catie and Caroline April 6, 2007
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The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.
Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.
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My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
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Get the san francisco lap dance mug.Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .
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