Franky Boy Syndrome, commonly referred to as
BBS (Big Boy Syndrome) or PB&P (Peanut Butter and Piss) is a non-curable, non-contagious disease in which
one’s stomach becomes too large and requires more food to be ingested to satisfy
one’s hunger. After the Franky Boy Syndrome wipeout of 1927, killing hundreds of thousands of people, it was discovered that the main cause of the disease was rooted from a particular protein in Peanut Butter, mainly seen in the common brand Skippy Peanut Butter. Today it lurks in
society, specifically in Pennsylvania but seems to be spreading to the state of West
Virginia. Most
humans with Franky Boy Syndrome typically tend to fall in the larger end of the scale, commonly around the
300 lb benchmark, but this all depends on the height of the person. For example, a person who is
6’
4 averages out to be 315 pounds. The disease is often disregarded by scientists and they do not care to find a cure, as to people with Franky Boy Syndrome lack knowledge and common sense while also struggling to over-estimate their social status. Finally, they also fail to grapple their presence in social leagues of relationships, usually trying to
go for people completely out of their league and being led of by that lover.
Yo John Cheddar, see that
fella over there??? Looks like he has
Franky Boy Syndrome. Bless his greasy heart
man.