Jevin D. Frankfurt moment

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.

“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”

by KaiGKempferEsq. October 2, 2022

Slimy Frankfurter

When you cover your erect penis in Vaseline and meat jelly, and proceed to shove it in to every hole conceivable.

"Did you hear what Steve did? He got arrested for doing Slimy Frankfurter at a Pre-School!"

by MobileVirginConversionUnit January 9, 2021

To be frankfurtered

To engage in intercourse with a man from frankfurt

I want to be frankfurtered said the girl

by FireJimbo October 15, 2023

frankfurt

When you stick your dick in boiling water and then give it to the waitress in the backroom.

May i give you a frankfurt

by VokJouTiaan January 18, 2022

frankfurting

The act of eating Hotdogs made with Frankfurt sausage (Frankfurter Würstchen)

Are we Frankfurting with some beers later?

by drepster November 27, 2023

raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.

Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.

by bunnyboi November 22, 2016

Frankfurted

Frankfurted- being continuously messed around at work from a somewhat disorganised and highly forgetful boss. Can sometimes happen multiple times in one day.

Worker 1: “Looks like the Boss(named Frank) hasn’t dropped off enough materials for the 3rd time today! I guess we’ve been Frankfurted!”

Worker 2: “No we’ve been triple Frankfurted”

Worker 1: “ well if he wants this job finished today he better stop Frankfurting us.”

by Aussiejoker April 29, 2025