At a certain age

Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.
Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
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got with a certain tommy gun

I hear you got with a certain tommy gun
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a certain kind of woman

Nazi reference for dating only white women.
I love you but I only date a certain kind of woman.”
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Certain Nameless Person

a character or individual who shall remain unnamed due to their track record of targetting and harassing anyone who tries to bring to light the truth of their actions. usually someone who has blatantly shown to disregard the rule of law as well as practicing bad faith and relies on string man arguments and obvious lies to twist a narrative to their favor for selfish reasons
bystander1: that "certain nameless person" really does show no shame don't they?

red and white reporter: that "certain nameless person" has decided to go after anyone who tries to go against their narrative, what a shame, what a shame indeed
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ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
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more than certain

"More than certain" is definition of your result in AP Statistics class is over 1000, which normally shouldn't be the case.
Person A: Why did you write the equation when the result is clearly over 1, which is impossible?

Person B: Is it tho? It's more than certain event to happen with this result
by yeahyeahdude November 14, 2019
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