Hu Flung Pu

When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.

Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?

Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?

Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu

Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter

by sarasplayroom.com July 15, 2009

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who flung cum

Shooting your load

John shot his load all over Victoria she asked him " who flung cum" he replied " me me"

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geographically-remote-flung

A portmanteau that blends the words “far-flung” with “geographically-remote.”

We will continue to outsource some of our field work – especially the easy or more geographically-remote-flung jobs.

by Mr. Scott Fletcher March 5, 2008

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chunk-o-flung

A chunk of miscellaneous food product that is expelled when uncontrollably laughing. Most noticable when shot upon a car window or a friend's glasses. Most Disturbing...

"Chill out man! You're shooting chunk-o-flung on me!"

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 29, 2005

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Flunge

The act of lunging away from the toilet while simultaneously flushing. This usually while on a business or other formal phone call so that other party is not made aware you have been defecating for the entire conversation.

I was taking a dump while talking on the phone and had to do the flunge when was done so that I he wouldn't know!!

by The Jigg is up May 10, 2018

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