Flinger

People who, after washing their hands at your sink(s)...fling them and make a really nasty mess all over sink and counters!!!

He came in, petted the dogs, went to the kitchen sink to wash his hands and made a real mess. He is a flinger.

by docsdeb May 1, 2015

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

dolphin-flogger

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

false flagger

A person who claims to be in a gang but is not an offical member. The only thing that makes them a member is the fact that no one else around him/her knows the truth.

Guy1: Wut up folks?
Guy2: Shit nigga(shakes up and walks off)
Guy3: (to Guy1)Dont do that shit again. He aint folks he a false flagger.

by HugoYaBastard February 25, 2008

pickle flinger

Crazy, twerking, drunk person who throws pickles at innocent women.

The pickle flinger known as the infamous Emily, hard a work, attacking Marie with her jars of pickles .

by Emilyz February 9, 2015

Flaggerfloogin

A word that is a word of wordnessness. That means nothing. Just use flaggerfloogin whenever the crap you feel like it. :)

It's a flaggerfloogin boat!!

by LuciasZimmerflotz July 25, 2010