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fleshlight

Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.
I used my fleshlight last night. It felt great.
by Bah August 11, 2004
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flashlight special

When a parent/guardian is looking for you in the dark outside. when you're up to no good. Like smoking reefers at the end of the driveway.
"Hey Kevin!"
"What?"
"Here comes the Ol' Man, 'Flashlight Special'"!
Ol man: Never you mind "Flashlight Special!"
by Noster April 28, 2004
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flashlight cowboy

A security guard in the south-western united states. more commonly know as a flashlight cop,
"i was having a good time until the flashlight cowboy came along"
by Adonis617 May 20, 2013
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iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.
Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*
by strange_aeon November 25, 2013
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Sudanese fleshlight

The act of taking a dump In a condom then using as a masterbation sleeve.
Damn it stinks like a Sudanese fleshlight in here.
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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Luke’s Flashlight

Flashlights are mainly used as tools to shine in girls pussy’s to make the hole easier to find but luke’s flashlight blinds the pussy therefore causing it to shrivel up almost like a piece of newspaper thrown in a fire. Pussy’s will most likely react to Luke's Flashlight like a Minecraft zombie in the daylight or a flower with no sunlight.
Luke’s Flashlight: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FLASH GRENADES CLAIRE: WAIT THATS LUKES FLASHLIGHT.
by S onHisBack November 28, 2021
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flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.
- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".
by YellowLemon October 18, 2009
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