Maria-Florence

Maria-Florence is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.😎🕺

Guy 1: Wow this person is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.

Guy 2: Wow! She must be a Maria-Florence😃

by swaggybleep January 7, 2021

florence grace maria baker

florence grace maria baker is an indented MILF who loves to be a quirky uwu baddie

wow look at that florence grace maria baker

by uwu baddie March 15, 2022

Florence

The most beautiful name any female can possibly have...

Mum #1
"Ooh. She's adorable. What's her name?"
Mum #2
"I know! She's 6 months now. Her name's Florence."
Mum #1
"I'm not surprised! Suits her perfectly!"

by Cant Touch This X August 30, 2009

Florence

A beautiful girl who is popular pretty and perfect.
She is good at all sports and is the perfect girl for any guy

Guy 1 : whos your girlfriend
Guy 2 : Oh its florence
Guy 1 ; WOAH lucky i really want to date a florene

by FUCKIN ELL December 7, 2015

Florence, SC

Florence, SC not Italy. This place is not only home to some of the stupidest drivers on the planet but also some of the most notorious gangstas on the east coast sarcasm. Often referred to as "Flo-Town" and divided by rival school territories, West & South, this town probably has the most heated football games in the state, because what losing team shouldn't go out with a bang? literally. We have thugs, we have rednecks and we have old people. Over the span of 5 years we have managed to pull through with some top notch restaurants and are even looking forward to a hooters sometime soon *fingers crossed*! Sure, we're a small town with not much to offer aside from 2 theatres, fmu & a mall, but we do have 2 walmarts and that's all that matters. :)

"Hey! let's do something tonight... We'll flip a coin, heads the mall or tails the movies."

"Ayyy homie, we just got beat by west AGAIN. Lets shoot em up..."

"Let's head to Flo-town & go to walmart."

...only in florence, sc

by The Green Stain July 31, 2009

Florence High School

A high school that nobody knows about, because they are too poor to be known about. Located near Canyon City, Colorado. Every one at Florence is either a hick, a jock, or a pot head. Either way, each individual is highly judgmental and rude because they haven't experienced much different people so they think they have already seen it all. FHS is falling apart and is literally falling down a hill. The school already has a crack going down the center of their cafeteria. Eventually, all the little know it alls at this school, will be sliding down hill into the pile of shit that it was built on.

Megan: Florence High School? Isn't that in the town that smells like cows and horse shit?
Jenny: Yea, that's it. There's so many poor kids too, to make it even worse.
Megan: Haha that sucks, first no body knows about it. And now, your telling me about all these ratchet kids. That's hilarious.
Jenny: Yep, sucks to be them.

by Someone who used to go to FHS. December 7, 2012

flareness

A race of alien, hailing from a horrible science fiction novel that was introduced on the website "Something Awful." It looks like a raptor with large spikes and has the ability to spit acid. Apparently can survive in absolute zero with no air and enter hyperspace, as it attacks a spaceship while it's in flight.

"The flareness are attacking AAAAHHHH!"

by Ironsoviet April 15, 2007