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by Umokfam14 October 13, 2018
Get the Florent mug.Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.
Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
by Grande John January 16, 2009
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Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .
by D-Liscious August 15, 2019
Get the Pussy Flares mug.The legendary lead singer of the indie rock band Florence + the Machine.
Queen Of Peace/ Angel / Celestial being.
Has gr8 hair and has amazing style. She is sadly under rated ( not many people thought she should headline Glastonbury, though she proved them wrong). She is known 4 songs like Dog Days Are Over and Shake It Out but there are songs like Drumming Song and Delilah that are just as good or better that should b known 2. She has won several awards but even with a total of 8 nominations 4 a Grammy she still hasn't won 1.( This looks like Leonardo DiCaprio).Her performances are indescribably amazing, they are perfect and she doesn't use auto tune and lip-sync unlike SOME "artists". Her voice is an ocean. A lot of people would say her music videos r weird but it's very creative and people r 2 dumb 2 figure out the meanings behind these videos. Nowadays people only watch music videos with idiots shaking their ass and when they c a video by Florence they don't find it normal. Florence is someone who deserves more love.
Queen Of Peace/ Angel / Celestial being.
Has gr8 hair and has amazing style. She is sadly under rated ( not many people thought she should headline Glastonbury, though she proved them wrong). She is known 4 songs like Dog Days Are Over and Shake It Out but there are songs like Drumming Song and Delilah that are just as good or better that should b known 2. She has won several awards but even with a total of 8 nominations 4 a Grammy she still hasn't won 1.( This looks like Leonardo DiCaprio).Her performances are indescribably amazing, they are perfect and she doesn't use auto tune and lip-sync unlike SOME "artists". Her voice is an ocean. A lot of people would say her music videos r weird but it's very creative and people r 2 dumb 2 figure out the meanings behind these videos. Nowadays people only watch music videos with idiots shaking their ass and when they c a video by Florence they don't find it normal. Florence is someone who deserves more love.
by 2fast43dom July 16, 2016
Get the Florence Welch mug.A man proned to defy space time, and gravity at will. Existing within multiple theories and at times manifesting into law. He is a conglomoration of a multitude of spirit energies and will one day play a role within the apex as well as the fulcrum.
We were sure it was a Florencio moment when all our hairs stood on end, and seemed to levitate slowly into the glittering abyss.
by buda1 February 5, 2010
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