Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004

fabergé

Like a Steve but to the point of making you vomit, too good to be true

Comes out with more bollocks than Fabergé

by BlindAlWankovich December 27, 2016

flabergasted

anger
feeling a sense of anger that you cannot put into words because you also have feelings of numbness at the same time. You also feel disapointed.

I was so flabergasted after my boyfriend broke up with me I couldnt move; I sunk down in my chair and just stayed still thinking.

by Bruiser is Airbourne January 11, 2008

flabergaster

a word that will shock somone.

man#1 i love balls man#2 wow thats a flabergaster

by feelin dylan March 16, 2011

flabergastry

The act of performing something which is flabergasting

I was blown away by the sheer level of flabergastry

by Jorgezoltan June 4, 2007

Flabergastation

When you are flabergasted to the EXTREME

ashley! this flabergastation is blowing my mind!

by Dino! October 5, 2010

flabergander

another name for the penis.

Holy cockballs, that girl just touched my flabergander!!!!!

by I Love JD!!!!!! December 7, 2003