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Sounds like my first time

"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.
For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."
by Jeff Deglow August 2, 2011
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Baptist First Time

When a nice Baptist girl waits until her wedding night to have sex, only to find that her hymen has solidified and her nice Baptist boy is unable to penetrate her. After the embarrassment, awkwardness, and doubt subsides, she is forced to go have a doctor surgically "pop her cherry." This concludes the Baptist First Time.

*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.
Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Yo dude, your wife was a virgin, right? That's hot! How was she?"

Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."

Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."

Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."
by CMKTBH January 8, 2010
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The First Time

Person 1: Hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude?
Person 2: WATCH THE FIRST TIME ITS A

19532890494/10 MUST WATCH
by sechilds02 February 5, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person: Ĺĥfƙķðpƴþpristen "þoney" Dunstable: The First-time
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
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every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.
Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.
by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022
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