Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010

firing up the old 50

wacking off

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!

by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010

firing up the brown engine

A stentorian emission of flatulence.

Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?

by fo-sho August 15, 2005

shit got fired up

Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")

A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.

by tomfx March 28, 2015

fire up the quattro

a god tier beatles fan account named after the quote by the legendary gene hunt 😎😎

ay up subscribe to fire up the quattro its my beatles fan account 🔥🔥

by seabass 🔥 January 19, 2025

Fire Up

To purchase and smoke weed with friends

“Shii you good bro I’ll just fire up with you”

by Hanngman July 29, 2021

fIred Up

a phrase used by old people near there mid 50's to express excitement stupidly

Dood. Fired Up! That was sick!

by cAmPbElLoOgAmEmEs November 26, 2018