Lying through his fingernails

Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.

"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."

by MDix September 7, 2011

carny fingernails

While working a manual labor job, you end up having a copious amount of dirt and foreign particles caked under your finger nails. Making you appear unclean and lecherous. Can also be in conjunction with "carny arms."

While making pizza all day, I ended up having some gross carny fingernails from grabbing cheese and pepperoni with my hands.

Ewww! You have the most disgusting carny fingernails I've ever seen! Do you ever wash?"

by thebeatnikgrrrl April 5, 2010

fingernail fetish

when one is sexually attracted to fingernail attached or unattached to ones finger

Dude Bertha chewed off my fingernail. She definitely has a fingernail fetish.

by TimmyTurnerTheCancerKid June 18, 2019

drowning in fingernails

the effect of excessive nervousness you suffer while talking via phone or computer to someone that takes a minute to respond who you fear is probably doing something more fun than talking to you

Max: "hey, whats milton's problem tonight?"

Carl: "oh, its nothing, he's just drowning in fingernails because that girl he's been stalking still hasn't texted him back"

by LIsquared January 29, 2010

fingernails emoji

It means gay.

Yo I think he's "fingernails emoji".

by JJG4:20 December 1, 2020

fingernail penis

A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.

Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.

by T.T.doe October 29, 2012

fingertaining

when someone uses his fingers to entertain someone else

look he is fingertaining that hole in the bus chair

by linaisugly April 26, 2019