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fingerblasting

The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.

See also: Crimson Switch
Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?

Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.

Dave: How was the cleanup?

Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
by know13dge June 2, 2010
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Fingerbang boomerang

When someone is fingerbanging a female in the vagina and moves down to fingerbang the anus and then moves back to the vagina.
How was your date last night?
It was great, I gave her the fingerbang boomerang!
by Charleswood September 1, 2020
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Fingerhorn

The grotesque remnants of a human fingernail lingering on a finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.
Guy 1: What the fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy 2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy 2: It's a total fingerhorn.
by Powdr_dayz September 30, 2011
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Fingerbate

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.
Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.
by Desmodus May 23, 2005
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fingerbang

An extremely talented boyband featuring Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Randy Marsh.
"I'm gonna fingerbang bang you in to my life."

genius words from the guys themselves
by hiphophead293847 January 12, 2010
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Fingerbang

The old name of the title level of Geometry Dash, renamed to Fingerdash for definition reasons.
Person 1: "Hey dude, what's the title level called in Geometry Dash?"
Person 2: "Fingerdash."
Person 1: "Oh, I heard it was called 'Fingerbang'."
Person 2: "That was it's old name, but was renamed to Fingerdash for reasons I'm not allowed to say."
by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 22, 2021
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african fingerbang

After yo girl take a shit then you finger her dirty asshole then you slap it right in the pussy and proceed to African Fingerbang
"Hey honey I'm about to take a shit"
"Aight babe let me give you an African Fingerbang"
by tmac234 May 5, 2015
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