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fetiship

A relationship between sexual and/or romantic partners wherein the participants don't admit to or have awareness of the fact that the premise of the relationship is entirely based on a sexual fetish.
T: "He loves me for me, we're in a committed relationship."
M: "He loves you because you're dangerously, morbidly obese and he gets off to it; you're in a fetiship."
by JoeyKoey January 12, 2022
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fetishist

Belief in or use in Fetishes. The compulsive use of some object, or part of the body, as a stimulus in the course of attaining sexual gratification, as a shoe, a lock of hair, or underclothes.
I think Lydia is a fetishist. She likes to stick weird things in her pussy.
by anonymous July 23, 2018
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Commodity Fetishism

A concept coined by Karl Marx referring to society's extreme obsession with material objects.

Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.

This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
1. "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."

- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".

2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."

*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
by stingingpaininthebrain June 23, 2014
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festivious

You look very festivious today.
by Babblebliss December 13, 2014
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diaper fetishist

1. An adult who derives sexual pleasure from wearing a diaper and regressing to a childlike state.

2. Lorraine Jorgenson.
"We were having some adult baby play where I put my diaper fetishist client in his didee and talked baby talk to him. Thank God I'm making five hundred an hour for that kind of thing."
by Aoisama April 5, 2008
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blood fetishist

Not a vampire, just likes blood for kicks and giggles. Doesn't NEED it.
She bites hard cuz she's a blood fetishist.
by everyrose October 31, 2005
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festizio

A term that is generally equivalent to tool and douche bag, but used to describe people with an extra-strong sense of undeserved self-importance.

Festizios are often talented individuals, but their accomplishments are always overshadowed by their over-sized egos and tendency to believe everyone love them.
Drake: Dude, we won our lacrosse game yesterday and I had 2 goals!
Matt: That's awesome, nice job Drake!
Drake: I know, there's a reason I'm team captain and all the girls want me.
Matt: ya, cool Drake {walks away and talks to another guy}....God, Drake is so cocky.
Brett: Ya, everyone knows hes a huge festizio.
by Someguy98989 January 31, 2009
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