My Fellow Americans

A phrase which normally immediately precedes some of the most mindless, pandering crap you will ever hear; typically used by politicians and when they want something or are announcing any number of plans to further screw the American population. Used to further the illusion that those in power are in some way equal to those under their power. The public speaking equivalent of a Flag Pin

My Fellow Americans, i'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever; we begin bombing in five minutes - Ronald Reagan, mic check "joke", 8/11/84

by orbitn September 10, 2011

felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.

As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".

by One time April 16, 2008

felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.

Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.

by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007

Brian Fellows

A character played by Tracy Morgan on SNL who's a retarded animal "expert" Just watch it

Yo did you see Brian Fellow's on saturday?? Shit was crazy!

by Ayy Ro June 1, 2005

farlopa

Cocaine in Spain, esp Barcelona.

Also known as "farli", which is funny, because it also rhymes with Charlie

This entry is designed to publicise the existence of the "Charlie-Farli" coincidence.

BCN Youth: Ei, noi, vols una mica de farli?
BCN Youth 2: De puta mare, tio.
Sonar Visitor: Hola, no hablo español. Can I buy some of your drugs?

by Mr Bunting May 20, 2005

fellowship

- It's the gathering among elite poker players with one common goal, to finish a quest. A quest is usually winning the poker game.

- A group of poker elite who help each other

I dub you sir (given name) of the prima fellowship

by Sir Sonny December 28, 2005

fellowship of the ring

The correct acronym is 'FORD'.
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.

'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.

by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005