February 

Do u wanna know why February is the shortest month? Because that's when all the short people are born!

Me: Johana, why am i so short??
Johana: Cause, u were born in February!
Me: dang it!!😡😡😡😡

February by Shadow_Gacha November 9, 2019

February 

abr.Feb
adj. The act of giving excruciatingly, really painful words of sarcasm; being "schooled".

John: Dude, I just got this bike yesterday. It's fucking Huge!

George:Yeah. i saw it yesterday. Your mom let me ride it home. Like i rode her.
YOU JUST GOT FEBed {Februaryed}!!

February by The King KONGO KOBRA. October 18, 2008

February 

No Furry Porn February

Alex: I'm really excited to watch furry porn this month!
Hunter: Wait no you can't this month it's No Furry Porn February.
Alex: Well there goes my plans for this month.

February by Pleasesendhelp January 1, 2023

February 

Only people who is a furry is born during the february-

Hey, when are you born?
February
HAHA FURRY

February by hejgodkiller November 15, 2020

February 

Fucking February is the Month were you have the oppurtunity to fuck exactly who you want, and thats because you can’t say no so if somrene asks you, you have to say yes.

Hey There wanna fuck?

No???

You can’t say no it’s fucking February

Well yes then.

“Boys eyes start shining”

February by Giindo December 21, 2019

February 

So it’s february so that means fapless february so it’s like no nut november but in february

friend - “look how hot she is!”

me- “have you heard it’s february!”
friend- “what u mean?”

me- “fapless february!!!”

February by joemamma69420 November 17, 2019

February 

Fuck your girl February

If u have a girl FUCKING FUCK HER ALREADY

Dude it’s fuck your girl February

I KNOW LAYLA SAID THAT SHE WANTS TO PARTICIPATE 🤤🤤🤤

February by Horny..bitch November 22, 2019