husband faker

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013

Freaker

Another word for a goth, the kids in school who wear all black and listen to heavy metal

Only freakers go to Ozzfest

by 9 Toed Chuck January 26, 2019

faker senpai

The legend, who conquencidental plays in the the league of legends. Know for his superior Ahri, and his ability to beat a 90% hp zed, with his 10% hp zed.

I hope faker senpai notices me.

by iYeti September 28, 2013

Flaker

Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.

Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.

by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012

fecker

A nice way of saying fucker mostly used by irish people.
From the word feck made famous by Father Ted

Vishti is a fecker,That fecking fecker is a feckhead

by PaulMcA June 13, 2005

fecker

A term used by the Irish, usually meaning fucker. Made famous by the TV show "Father Ted". According to a news paper, fecker and feck aren't bad words.

"You lucky fecker, ya!"
"You.... you.... FECKER!"

by "Pen Rua" July 28, 2009

bare bum flaker

The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.

"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"

"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"

by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013