dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

fat gorilla dick

thething i crave

ay man what turns you on? fat gorilla dick. What?

by mixitel August 15, 2021

Dick Fat

A woman who is pregnant.

Tracy is Dick Fat and due in two months.

by Bigdaddy4822 February 21, 2024

Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick

This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.

goddamn that Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick will destroy my beef curtains for sure

by Megamoistman69420 December 12, 2021

fat baby's dick

one of the highest forms of not giving a fuck

john: did you hear Mary had a kid

tom: bro i dont give a fat baby's dick

by dont poke the bear December 16, 2013

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

Little dick with a fat sack

This is when your scrotum is larger then your penis causing an irregular and disappointing sight for your sexual counterparts.

monfreece: How longs your penis?

Jimmy: its 2 inches

monfreece: thats not to big is it

jimmy: but my sacks 4 inches

monfreece: damn, you've got a little dick with a fat sack

by hellopele August 1, 2010