fartsmasher

person or animal who stands above all others in the field of flatulence.

"Ever heard John after Turkey dinner? Wow, he's such a fartsmasher"
or
"I love my boyfriend, but he is such a fartsmasher!"

by tinklebot November 4, 2012

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Fartstranglers

Extremely tight trousers.

"God, I've put on weight. I used to wear these jeans 10 years ago, now they're a right pair of fartstranglers

by gigliola May 2, 2014

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fartstrated

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.

Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.

by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017

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Fartstrual cycle

The time taken to brew another fart, having just farted.

The time between farts.

During the week Linda’s fartstrual cycle was roughly 4 hours, but after a night out on the beers and a curry it could be more like 3 minutes.

Chris’s fartstrual cycle was so short he had no choice but to repeatedly crop dust economy as he fetched his next gin and tonic from the crew.

by Hyena laugh March 21, 2022