Farmington Hills

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.

Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."

by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011

Farmington New Hampshire

A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"

Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared

Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"

Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"

by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010

fringponged

When you have one drink too many, thus resulting in a state of intoxication.

Blimey he can't stand! That's right Lance, clearly he's fringponged

by Resarf Hugganshaft April 21, 2015

Farmington

Where all the kids vape and smoke

Yo we bout to be lit up in dis bitch its farmington

by Hey oooo i vape October 18, 2019

fagington

Someone who is beyond the definition of gay. He/She is extremely proper with their gayness that their sexual orientation cannot be confused.

Wow, look at the way that fagington holds that teacup, he's about to poke somebody's eye out with his pinky.

by RockKicker December 22, 2008

farmington

the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.

believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.

by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004

Farmington

A town where "sessay" lesbians reside.

male + farmington = lonely
female + farmington = rape

by ChingDynasty September 1, 2005