fappy fettuccine

Fappy Fettuccine is the process of having fettuccine and using it jerk off your dick and then feed it to your partner

The Fappy Fettuccine was so good I came back for seconds

by EthanTheFapGod February 12, 2018

Fappy Longstockings

One of the many alternate names given to Harry Potter. Others include Sir Fapalot and Fapps.

Guy 1: Hey guys! Look! It's Fappy Longstockings!
Rest of the group: lol

by GDo May 1, 2010

Fappy Go Lucky

When a fap session turns into a sexual encounter

Vinay was having a fap in the bathroom when Helen walked in, strapped on a dilly and bare-backed him. Fappy go lucky bastard!

by Jerrg July 23, 2009

fappy days

To masturbate while watching reruns of Happy days.

Watching the sexual tension build between Fonzie and Richie Cunningham, I opened my trousers and had my own fappy days marathon.

by the ghost in the machine April 17, 2015

Fappy Ending

When a masseuse wont give you a happy ending after a massage, so you're forced to masterbate.

Ya she wouldn't go downtown afterwards. I was forced into a fappy ending.

by Benyjake June 2, 2015

Fappy 1st

December 1st. A day of profound celebration, for on this day the most respectable men of our world celebrate the end of their No-Nut November exhibition. Only those who managed to keep their hands holstered for the full month may fap on this day. Having repented from sinning for so long, the honorable few fap from sunrise to sunfall. Some fap to remember, some fap to forget, all fap alone yet, together too. Those who did not complete No-Nut November mustn't fap on this day for the right is reserved for those who have shown mercy to the meat.

"I love when they start playing christmas music on the radio because I know that means Fappy 1st is coming!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"

by Mingo16 November 26, 2018

Fappy Place

The place you think of that gives you a boner.

"Looks like John's in his fappy place again!"

by Satrium July 11, 2012