Fapooing

The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.

"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."

by 7&7 August 18, 2011

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Falconing

Falconing is when you lay a girl on her back, get ready to penetrate her vagina, and right as you build up your force, yell "FALCON.... FUCK!" like the character captain falcon from smash bros., then penetrate her vagina at full force for a maximum percentage

"Did you hear about how how Steve was Falconing his girlfriend last night, it was incredible.

by Lucius Mörk vansinne Roos December 23, 2019

Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014

Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

Falconing

The act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 51. The Falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports entity.

"That girl you was with looked like she wanted you. What happened?"
"Bruh, I told her that her roommate looked good and she kicked me out of her apartment."
"Oh shit! You were outchea Falconing."

by Father O'Twins February 9, 2017