The collective term for those unusually social creatures you see when you leave your bedroom. Not much is known about them, but their sole purpose seems to be forcing us to have meals with them. Be careful, as it is not uncommon for families to probe into our personal lives. They are also extremely notable for causing public embarrassment.
Hey, can I come over to your place after class? I failed chemistry and I'm sure my family's gonna ask about it over dinner.
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1) An imaginary concept invented by adults, who use the excuse of 'blood relation' to explain why a: you must have their permission for everything you do, b: you must always love them more than you love anybody else, and c: everything they do to ruin your life is 'for your own good.'
2) The name you give to the people whose house you live in until you can afford not to.
3) What it's called when two people have a baby and then proceed to stake a permanent claim on anything and everything to do with that child's life from conception until death based on the idea that just because he or she came out of their private parts that gives them the right and obligation to be a part of their life forever.
4) A contract made between two generations when the younger generation receives allowance, food, and bedding and the older generation receives complete and total power over the younger and the right and ability to completely ruin their lives whenever beneficial to them.
1) An imaginary concept invented by adults, who use the excuse of 'blood relation' to explain why a: you must have their permission for everything you do, b: you must always love them more than you love anybody else, and c: everything they do to ruin your life is 'for your own good.'
2) The name you give to the people whose house you live in until you can afford not to.
3) What it's called when two people have a baby and then proceed to stake a permanent claim on anything and everything to do with that child's life from conception until death based on the idea that just because he or she came out of their private parts that gives them the right and obligation to be a part of their life forever.
4) A contract made between two generations when the younger generation receives allowance, food, and bedding and the older generation receives complete and total power over the younger and the right and ability to completely ruin their lives whenever beneficial to them.
1. Ex. "YES you have to come on this week-long trip with us; you're a part of this family!"
2. Ex. "Let's go to your house; I'd rather you not have to put up with my family."
3. Ex. "You will respect us because we are your family!"
4. Ex. "You will do this because that's what it means to be in this family."
2. Ex. "Let's go to your house; I'd rather you not have to put up with my family."
3. Ex. "You will respect us because we are your family!"
4. Ex. "You will do this because that's what it means to be in this family."
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woman loves a man, they have childeren. A parent is either a man or woman who have childeren. The woman and man have parents of their own. To the the children, they are grandparents. The grandparents' parents to the children are called great grandparents. Then to great great parents, and so on.
The man and womans' siblings to the kids are aunt and uncle. The uncle is the brother of the mand and woman. And the aunt is the sister. The parents' aunt and uncles to the kids are great aunt and uncle.
A brother and sister is the childeren of a man and woman. The girl is the sister. The boy is the brother.
Most families love eachother. Some families can have parents that get divorced and makes the family complicated. The father may take one kid, the mother might take the other. Or one could take both.
woman loves a man, they have childeren. A parent is either a man or woman who have childeren. The woman and man have parents of their own. To the the children, they are grandparents. The grandparents' parents to the children are called great grandparents. Then to great great parents, and so on.
The man and womans' siblings to the kids are aunt and uncle. The uncle is the brother of the mand and woman. And the aunt is the sister. The parents' aunt and uncles to the kids are great aunt and uncle.
A brother and sister is the childeren of a man and woman. The girl is the sister. The boy is the brother.
Most families love eachother. Some families can have parents that get divorced and makes the family complicated. The father may take one kid, the mother might take the other. Or one could take both.
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