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selim fahim

the hottest and most funniest man to ever exist
girl : i like hot funny guys

me : thats selim fahim
by randomnamedefiner May 2, 2022
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Fahim that shit

A word used to describe the plan of action when all hope is lost and you tell your buddies to dig themselves out of a complicated situation.
Need to complete a SAGD integration with a GTL facility and simulate the entire thing? Man just fahim that shit
by KJ95 February 22, 2018
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fahim ali

A bad boi but turned good when peppa pig through her doo-doo at him. His favourite word is "douh" and he says it when in comedic release. He is a pure breed sheep. He believes Mr. Reimer is his true dad because they both have been attacked by peppa pig at one point in time.
"Poor Fahim Ali peppa pig got him good with her doo-doo"
by Kobyiswatchingyou November 17, 2017
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Lord Fahim Mahmood

The Lord of the universe, has the power to woo girls from miles away.
"wow check out that kid!"
"hes almost as amazing and smexilicous as Lord Fahim Mahmood!"
by Cobra Starship. November 3, 2008
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Fahim

Fahim is a dude who wanted to put on the story trend "show us ur name in urban dictionary" and btw fahim is shmart and kind...
Yo is that disabled account? It's deffo fahim's
by therealsxdxd_111 November 23, 2021
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this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024
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Fahim

Fahim is a kuttamarka pedophile who is sexist, homophobic, racist there is no word that can describe him he is that bad. Fahim is a swear word itself which's meaning cannot be explained in words it's the worst.
EWWW YOU ARE JUST AS A FAHIM
by Fahimiskutta November 23, 2021
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