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Facehugger 

A sci-fi inspired sexual act usually performed by a male and a female participating in missionary or cowgirl. When the male is approaching orgasm he puts his thumbs together and inserts them as deep as he can into the sexual partners mouth and firmly grabs each cheek with the corresponding fingers of each hand resembling a facehugger. The resulting effect is a tightening of the vaginal wall as the gag reflex begins taking effect, thus increasing the intensity of the males climax. Prolonged use of the facehugger can be used for erotic asphyxiation. Note a Double facehugger can be achieved when the move is conducted by both participants upon one another simultaneously.

The facehugger first appears in the hit sci-fi movie Alien (1979).
"Last night Chad gave me a facehugger, I've never felt him come inside me so hard before."
Last night I gave Tiffany a facehugger, she nearly threw up!"
Facehugger by Mr_Milky January 9, 2022

Facepuker 

Can be a sign of affection or an insult
That guys very funny he’s a facepuker πŸ’πŸ’¨

Or

That guys very annoying he’s an absolute facepuker
Facepuker by Cologne gc February 22, 2025

the facepages 

The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages
the facepages by kidneyswap February 20, 2011