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Facebook Hockey

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.
Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."
by Lesotho October 24, 2009
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Facebook Hoarder

People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.
OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder
by Jefa January 16, 2011
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Facebook Hoe

Girls that just want a reaction out of shit
“I don’t even pay her any attention, she a Facebook hoe. Ain’t bout to ruin my day.”
by Bee Calm January 25, 2021
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Facebook Holocaust

The act of deleting several friends on facebook at once due to not talking, falling out of touch, and the like.
"I just deleted lots of people....buuhh byeee!"

Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.
by jbjohnso January 21, 2012
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Facebook Hoochie

Anyone who posts ridiculously slutty pictures of themselves or others with the intent of showing off their hoochie clothing or sexual prowess.
Friend: Did you see what your sister is wearing on facebook?

Brother: Yea, She a facebook hoochie.

Look at your puto brother. He's hanging out with all those slutty girls and being a facebook hoochie on spring break.
by Beckaylargo September 23, 2012
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Facebook hot

The act of looking only attractive on Facebook. People are Facebook hot by severly editing pictures.
Gina: That guy was so hot!
Tina: Nah, he's Facebook hot. I saw him in person and he was ugly.
by kenzielala September 6, 2012
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facebook horror

ugly bitch on facebook who needs her ass kicked by her daddy. Ugly ho who just won't leave. She also talks shit to her self because she has no friends and no life and takes out her sexual frustration on urban dictionary and facebook trying to suck the life out of other people who look better than her ugly ass. She jacks off her 1 inch penis 5 times a day while having a turkey shoved up her ass and is a no lipped bastard who uses clown make up to mask her lizard like appearance. Shes also going bald and doesnt shave her body hair. She calls men who reject her gay while being totally oblivious of the fact that it was because shes just plain ugly. She'll often believe that shes a 10 and needs to be reminded that shes a 0. People call her a slut but I know she isn't because no man in his right mind would ever have sex with that ugly dried up cunt.
Damn that facebook horror is one ugly motherfuker. I wish i can remove her from my list just so that I don't have to see her horrific looking face everday but I don't want to hurt her feelings because she might jump off an overpass.
by ur face& ur ass looks thessame February 6, 2010
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