When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011
Get the facebook-napped mug.The peoples behind the scenes at Facebook that unilaterally decide what should and should not be heard. What should and should not be read. What should and should not be seen. These are the ones that control "Free Speech" and decide if posts meet up to their personal political standards.
by John1959 March 17, 2019
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1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
by ncmo April 4, 2010
Get the Facebook Ninja mug.Closely related to the Facebook snob, the Facebook nob is known for:
- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.
- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.
"Hey, so I accepted an invite from a classmate even though I didn't know who he was. His status is '...is lost without you', and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms."
"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"
"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"
by Seth Livingston January 27, 2009
Get the Facebook nob mug.1. The unpleasant sensation individuals may feel after reading certain Facebook users' posts which boldly state some sort of sickening information you did not need to know, this can include informations generally regarded as revolting, but Facebook nausea is a more befitting description of the reactions some users experience after reading updates about "gorguz" children, or this common person known as "my man" and all that purile stuff single, childless people of the world cannot understand, or perhaps do not even have any desire to understand.
It may also result from viewing the effects of Facebook anti-ageing serum.
2. The effects of accessing Facebook via iPhone or similar when travelling in some sort of moving vehicle.
It may also result from viewing the effects of Facebook anti-ageing serum.
2. The effects of accessing Facebook via iPhone or similar when travelling in some sort of moving vehicle.
1. Facebook User U reads the following status update:
"FACEBOOK USER K is getting knocked around in the belly! Little man is going off this morning,he must be getting into the soccer spirit!"
Facebook User U feels an unpleasant sensation in their own abdomen area and an excess of saliva building up in their mouth resulting in an urge to run to the nearest receptacle and eliminate all contents of their stomach.
These consequences of Facebook User U reading Facebook User K's status update, and any other similar unpleasant sensations resulting from Facebook use are known by the umbrella term of "Facebook Nausea".
2. Facebook User Q is in the passenger seat of her buddy's 1988 Mazda 626 and is accessing Facebook on her iPhone instead of conversing directly with her good buddy. As a result of this unecessary and somewhat rude accessing of a social networking site in a car, Facebook User Q begins to feel unwell, and turns to their buddy and this exchange follows:
Facebook User Q: Oh, dude, Facebook Nausea...
Good Buddy: You gonna use that shit in my car, you gonna suffer the effects of your anti-social behaviour!
Facebook User Q: Fairy nuts, sorry bout that buddy. So where we actually headed?
"FACEBOOK USER K is getting knocked around in the belly! Little man is going off this morning,he must be getting into the soccer spirit!"
Facebook User U feels an unpleasant sensation in their own abdomen area and an excess of saliva building up in their mouth resulting in an urge to run to the nearest receptacle and eliminate all contents of their stomach.
These consequences of Facebook User U reading Facebook User K's status update, and any other similar unpleasant sensations resulting from Facebook use are known by the umbrella term of "Facebook Nausea".
2. Facebook User Q is in the passenger seat of her buddy's 1988 Mazda 626 and is accessing Facebook on her iPhone instead of conversing directly with her good buddy. As a result of this unecessary and somewhat rude accessing of a social networking site in a car, Facebook User Q begins to feel unwell, and turns to their buddy and this exchange follows:
Facebook User Q: Oh, dude, Facebook Nausea...
Good Buddy: You gonna use that shit in my car, you gonna suffer the effects of your anti-social behaviour!
Facebook User Q: Fairy nuts, sorry bout that buddy. So where we actually headed?
by Coop-Dogg September 25, 2009
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Sarah: I hate driving WTF!? 1 min ago
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?
by Denis Potvin October 30, 2009
Get the Facebook Ninja mug.A person who goes out of their way to use their own opinion on what may or may not be rude to certain individuals. After their supreme review if the deem it offensive they will delete your post as if they are the lord of facebook.
by Iamlegend79 June 29, 2011
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