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facetime pose 

Similar to the famed "MySpace Pose", but on Apple's new iPhone. Involves holding the phone at an elevated level from the subject during video calling, so as to make them look better.
Dude with iphone: Kelly's trying to video call me!
Other dude: Quick, son hit up the facetime pose!
Dude with iphone (raising phone above his head and pushing talk): Oh! Hey Kelly. What chu doin?
facetime pose by ngiardina June 27, 2010

FaceTime Father 

A father you only see in FaceTime
Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.
FaceTime Father by MightyMango June 23, 2016

facetime downstairs

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

facetime teabagging 

The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.
The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.

Facetime Continuum 

All of the weird moments, faces, conversations (etc.), that exist only within facetime and are forever lost after said conversation ends.
Awh man! She made the ugliest face but I didn't get to screenshot it! It's lost in the

Facetime Continuum
facetime continuum
Facetime Continuum by IRHS16 August 19, 2016

FaceTime relationship 

When you have a relationship with someone only on Facetime
Jared: Hey are you two together .
James: no we just have a FaceTime relationship.