near foom

A girl with a very streched out vagina that sucks everything into it with great velocity

"Like throwin a hotdog down a hallway. NEAR FOOM!!

by Myles Turkynekc November 6, 2007

Fwoofty

The name specifically given to the hairstyle of James Boarder. The hair looks a lot like a ball of fluff, it is unique and cannot be replicated.

Only James has fwoofty hair.

I'm gonna get so blazed, that I'll only see your fwoofty hair and nothing else.

by JimbobtheFairyPixel December 18, 2011

foomfy

A word to describe something that is soft, fluffy, luscious, and overall stunning. More commonly used to describe hair.

“His hair is very- foomfy, he must use a lot of product to make it look like that”

by kat white February 14, 2021

Floomp

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

by MrFloomp July 6, 2021

Fwomp

The sound a person makes when quickly laying down on a couch after a long day.

After working back to back dubs I'm bout to fwomp on this couch .

by Silver tongued liar August 28, 2022

froomie

A combination of the words "friend" and the shortening of roommate ("roomie"). It describes two people who are not only roommates but also close friends and confidantes.

Friend: Hey, I noticed you two spend a lot of time together and you live together, you must be good friends.

Froomie 1: We're more than good friends...

Froomie 2: ...We're froomies!

by word_wizard February 16, 2009

foomcl

Fall-out-of-my-chair laughing.
Is commonly associated with rofl, however the falling from a chair is a clear indication of more severity in laughter.

"Dude... I like foomcl'd 3 times today from that joke!"

by julz! January 26, 2008