Fum

To release cum when farting.

I was at the store when I accidentally fummed in my pants.

by Vengermaximus August 8, 2011

fum

A fum is a musical instrument,consisting of a rubber band stretched across a cat's ass,and played with one's tongue.

"He couldn't win America's Got Talent,even if he played the fum while riding the unicycle nude!"

by evilstevil August 5, 2009

fum

Fucked Up Mess. comes from the saying that someone is a mess and a right state.

look at the state of him, what a fum. Also that website is a fum, where as www.rtcrew.co.uk is not

by Glyn September 7, 2004

Fum

The action of farting shitting and cumming at the same time usually a result from intense sexual pleasure

Can also be used to describe the liquid created

Man my priest told me to come to the confession box and suck him off I fummed all over him

by The Homelesswaffle April 22, 2019

Fum

The act of farting and cumming simultaneously

The other night I was totally taken by surprise when I fummed...

by N Spenny February 28, 2019

Fum

A synonym for awesome, amazing, cool, super etc.

This word was made up on Spongebob.

The YouTube channel "extraEPIC" is fum!

CHUM is FUM

by 0707070 July 19, 2009

fum

frozen cum

greg accidentally added fum to his cola instead of using ice.

by bran-man October 20, 2008