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Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick 

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl

Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl

Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch 

Something you say when your very angry or upset.
person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

Son of a fucking bitch 

a string of profanity, usually uttered when someone accidentally self-induces pain.
John:(after stubbing his toe) Son of a fucking bitch!

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?! 

A remark you can direct at a stranger when they do something in your presence that you find sexually offensive.
At a restaurant or cafe, a waiter brushes up against you making it out like it was accidental despite him having plenty of room to move about between the tables.
You yell out so the whole floor of diners can hear clearly: "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!"