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flonking

A single sexual encounter that includes fucking, lovemaking and bonking.
An example of flonking is one sexual session that includes rigorous doggy style, slow deep penetration and lots of laughter. Must include mutual enjoyment. Can be any combination of positions. Must encompass "It's all about me," "It's all about her/him," and "It's all about us."
by intimate adventurers November 16, 2010
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flonk

Abbr of flonkerton, an event in the Office Olympiad on the US tv show, The Office.
The trophy from being a flonk champ is just useless junk.
by Logi-tech May 8, 2007
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Flonky

Yes man/ Stay doing stuff for other people and something they have to many of a SouthWood HighSchool
Girl 1: Go get me a paper-tile
Flonky: Ok, would you like it wet or dry and some candy to go with that.
by SouthWoodsCrackedWindow October 19, 2021
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floink

An object that floats above and below the surface of the water.
the rubber ball floink's in the water, it didn't float on the surface nor fully sink.
by Diggereedoo September 3, 2009
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Flonkerton

A game made by Pam Beesly that requires two reams of paper that you tape to your feet race to the finish line.
"hey, Pam? You remember that game Flonkerton we played on the Olympics?" Creed: " I still have my medal from that."
by yrnvav June 2, 2018
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flenk

A flenk is where someone would say or do something stupid, Idiotic, foolish or retarded...
E.G.The time is 19:15, and a person asks "Is that 9 or 7 O'clock?" The reply to this would be " Youre a Fucking flenk"
by Jamest889 June 28, 2015
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flonkers

its basically a friggin sweet word short for Fucking Lunitic bonkers
hey bictch schwats up

nuthing but i just went toal flonkers on my girl friend!!!

NoICE
by Jon Misener September 1, 2008
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