fetus

a very small person who thinks they are cool. They are very underdeveloped and in extreeme cases, will urinate on small animals. They most likely are immature and Pyromaniacs. They may or may not talk about their favorite french imported hair care products.

That kid is such a fetus, he needs tweezers and a magnifying glass to jerk it on those lonley nights.

by Not a fetus April 14, 2006

fetus

Used as an insult to refer to someone as being inferior.

Jordan: Chirag can never come up with a good comeback.
Zaq: Haha, what a fetus!

by nighthawk0313 February 17, 2006

Fetus

a kid who has an abnormally large head in comparison to the rest of his body. these individuals tends to be obsessed with seinfield and is rather annoying to talk to.

Hey, look its Fetus sitting with those guys.

by jason April 2, 2005

Fetus

Ariana Grande

Did you see Grande's petite premature adult cunt? Fucking legal fetus

by unworldly August 6, 2020

Fetus

Anyone under the age of 14.

Sorry Tommy, I can't come over and show you how to work the google on the internet machine to find definitions of words tonight... I've got to take care of my fetus, Abbott.

by Advocate for little people October 26, 2010

Fetus

The most commonly murdered type of human being.

Dude, this fetus is a parasite so I wanna kill it

by yourhost December 21, 2020

Fetus

What you say you look like when you look terrible

"OMG I look like a fetus"-Katie

by One of the Fetus Babes June 15, 2018