Fetus 

a kid who has an abnormally large head in comparison to the rest of his body. these individuals tends to be obsessed with seinfield and is rather annoying to talk to.

Hey, look its Fetus sitting with those guys.

Fetus by jason April 2, 2005

Fetus 

Ariana Grande

Did you see Grande's petite premature adult cunt? Fucking legal fetus

Fetus by unworldly August 6, 2020

Fetus 

Anyone under the age of 14.

Sorry Tommy, I can't come over and show you how to work the google on the internet machine to find definitions of words tonight... I've got to take care of my fetus, Abbott.

Fetus by Advocate for little people October 26, 2010

FETUS 

A very high protein/low carbohydrate food source.. but also a fun toy... you can kick them and throw them all you want, and just like with any toy, when you get bored with it.. you just throw it in the garbage.

"I was very hungry today so I went to the hospital and stole a fetus, but before I ate it I made sure it suffered excruciating pain."

FETUS by LindemannIsGod January 29, 2009

Fetus 

What you say you look like when you look terrible

"OMG I look like a fetus"-Katie

Fetus by One of the Fetus Babes June 15, 2018

Fetus 

The most commonly murdered type of human being.

Dude, this fetus is a parasite so I wanna kill it

Fetus by yourhost December 21, 2020

Fetus 

A minor, a person before the age of 18
Can be an insult or a joke.

"I met someone today they were 17 so i called them a fetus"

Fetus by Anarchon March 5, 2021