Fern

Fern is a woman also known as a "hag" who flaunts her gash infront of weaker men to lead them on. She also has strange sexual fantasies about feet. Because of her reputation Fern is used to describe someone who likes to munch on cock.

"Hey that girl looks like a real Fern"
"Yeah she was Ferning everyone last night"

by plohea February 16, 2010

fern

A lesbian who is the submissive, feminine type. They tend to
be earthy, hippie-types that don't shave their armpits or legs.
The counterpart to a "butch" lesbian.

It was obvious which one of the couple was "butch" and which was the "fern".

by protonman7 October 30, 2011

Fern

A fake friend, a friend that is acting like a fake plant.

Goddammit john your being a fern.

Nick doesn't want to come with us, he is being a fern.

by titdirt15 August 11, 2008

Fern

For mean people called fern: a bitch that does not know anything

For nice people called fern: a nice person who will stop to help anyone

Mean: Fern is a bitch

Nice: Fern is nice

by a fhty5erf';'rtufyweioru2qieff January 11, 2018

fern

someone who follows people and wacks off to peoples facebook pictures

that guy is ferning so hard

by Spurrs23 May 04, 2011

fern

fern, a cutie who is so amazingly talented and unique and i am genuinely in love with someone with the same name pretty crazy.

you are so pretty you must be a fern

by brendong December 02, 2021

fern

someone who has follows people and masterbates to peoples facebook pictures

that guy is the ferning so hard

by spurrs23 May 04, 2011