At a party...
Friend 1: "Dude we gotta go, I just released some serious farticles."
Friend 2: "What is a farticle?"
Friend 1: "It means I farted and a little poo particles came out."
Friend 2: "Gross."
OR
Roommate 1:"Dude thanks for leaving farticles on my pillow last night...now I have pink eye."
Roommate 2:"Ohh no problem man, anytime."
Friend 1: "Dude we gotta go, I just released some serious farticles."
Friend 2: "What is a farticle?"
Friend 1: "It means I farted and a little poo particles came out."
Friend 2: "Gross."
OR
Roommate 1:"Dude thanks for leaving farticles on my pillow last night...now I have pink eye."
Roommate 2:"Ohh no problem man, anytime."
by dirtyhippiesarah March 30, 2010

He alighted the bus and as he did so, in his hurry, he broke wind. His embarrassment doubled as he sat and realised a small farticle remained.
by doug nicholls March 28, 2004

Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"
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