F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.

Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.

by T Hizzle May 3, 2005

F.U.C.K.

When a male`s precious part is lead on the path into the Holy Vally of the Vagina, and the out. When this is done a minumum of 27 times, the ritual can be consitherd a fuck.

When a child is made.

by Jokke December 15, 2003

F.U.C.K.

Fornication Under Consent of King
Having sexual intercourse with someone after given permission to by the person's parents.

Tim: How was Amy last night?
Sam: Great, I was a gentleman.
Tim: How so?
Sam: I F.U.C.K.ed her!

by streets913 January 3, 2011

F.U.C.K.

other than sex, it can also be used to indicate surprise or anger. (not meant to be used lightly unless one wanted to have his ass kicked)
synonymous to "screw"

*fuck that
*shut the fuck up
*fuck you

by Aznplayerette October 13, 2003

f.u.c.k.

1)to have sex
2)to mess with i.e. "why u fuckin wit me"

1)in old days in some kingdom people were not allowed to have sex without permission of the king. thus they had to paint on their doors when they got permission "fornication under consideration of the king" f.u.c.k.
2)you dont wanna fuck wit me

by macaca October 29, 2006

F.U.C.K.

Forced Unconsented Carnal Knowledge; an old English legal term using to describe rape

by gurl October 16, 2003

F.U.C.K.

to have sex!!!

Man i wanna F.U.C.K you all night lol

by Martha Focker September 14, 2003