Home made porn video you made with an ex-girlfriend and still keep after the break up. Usually considered a precious treasure.
I have a lot of ex-girlfriend porn hidden among my computer files. I never delete any home porn video I made.
by t.zero April 1, 2016
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O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
by Hannig September 26, 2005
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Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.
Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!
Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"
Jimmy: Stop saying that!
Jerry: I am pink.
Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"
Jimmy: Stop saying that!
Jerry: I am pink.
by Aardvark Ex Boyfriend February 1, 2009
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One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009
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A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.
It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!
by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018
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